I feel that everyone has the capacity to write one really good book – I am no exception. With my short attention span and general lethargy, I opted to keep a journal. Since the word “journal” isn’t cool and “blog” is the new, new thing… I am writing a blog.
The title for my blog *Batteries Included originated from Abby Clement. If you know me, you know I use prosthetic legs (made out of metal and brawn). Abby, a very precocious 3 year old and daughter of a close friend, saw my legs and mentioned that they were cool because “they have batteries”. Not exactly true but it did stick with me.
I started my blog on MySpace in July and my readership reached an astounding 10 people. With that kind of traffic, I owe it to my readers to provide a more respectable reading experience. I can’t ask my potential following of ten’s of people to sign up for MySpace where they may be stalked by sexual predators. Therefore, I’ve moved my blog here to BlogSpot.
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My mission as Daniel Massey is to maintain an unhealthy knowledge of sports, pop-culture, and libation. With my penchant for rap music, bad television, and fantasy football, I strive to be unique without actually being unique. See, being unique takes effort and my purpose as Daniel Massey is to do anything to keep from doing anything.
My foray into blogging revolved around my experiences propagating my seed. In other words, my wife (Christi) and I are going through fertility problems. As of today, I am on part 5 in a 231 part series that chronicles our experiences, through my eyes.
Begin by reading Part 1 – Planned Parenthood.
Enjoy!
-Daniel Massey Esq.
